drinking pepsi makes my brain feel like it's encased in calcium the next day. like a limestone cowboy, it wants to masturbate coherently, but its stony arms don't move. it's like a natural reversal, where the muscles and tendons are inside of the bones. uncomfortable looking bone-men litter the streets, going nowhere and buying nothing, but leaving the lights on or off, leaving the cars running or not. someone, somewhere, is getting rich on utility costs, oil, and car repair, plus towing, tickets, and possibly plumbing.
Chdonga
Best unrelated pic ever.