Score: 9

"just so long as they don't completely hate it"

submission: Schmooper-Schmeroes

date: September 30, 2009

but it's newgrounds everyone always hates your stuff. yours specifically. anyway, this looks like the boogley's style so i think you ripped him off, and im going to tell him about it next time i talk to him. which should be any minute. if you talk to him first, tell him i'm glad he fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally got his dreadful website up and running because i'm going to put my watermark on all his sketches and post them on deviant art.

Score: 9

"clock day 09"

submission: FRUIT

date: August 22, 2009

wut leik this guy 8 everyon? its a little hard to get if i were a clock and this fukin carrit try to eat my i be leik wassup shadow clone jutsu bitch! then i'd kill him withm y hidden blade leik altier just before he ate me. yah itd be pretty fikun rad, but i dont made flash cartons becaus it crashes my computur when i'm running WoW. i give this a 4/10.

Score: 8

"maek mor cartons with tits"

submission: How to NG Animator God 2

date: July 10, 2009

i woud vote 5 on ur exampl carton at teh ehnd, but all the rest of this was it didnt have a plot./ so i guess i hav to give you lets see... 3/10

Score: 8

"woh"

submission: Jonbro's Bday Cake

date: July 4, 2009

hey cognrat u fishinihed a carton!!

wuuuuuh!!!1

Score: 10

"no plot no story"

submission: cupcake?

date: June 30, 2009

nex time maek it longer wiht more story an mabe put in a game parady or a anime. this kind of thing belongs in you shuld jus showit to ur fredns not put it in newgrounds newgrounds is for serius cartons.

fucking fantastic.

Score: 9

"what"

submission: Defacing the Lion

date: February 2, 2009

im writing to complain about this there was no point and was it symbolic? it should probably be on adult swim, not newgrounds, newgrounds is for serious cartons.

Score: 8

"a newgrounds review"

submission: Brain Food

date: November 19, 2008

another salad fingers ripoff with no plot no story no jokes no anime no videogame parodies, your music was weird your animation was weird, nothing was drawn the way i think it should have been drawn, the ending made no sense, the animation was awful (and as someone who's never made a cartoon in my life, i'm an expert on animation), it was too violent, but i give you points for putting dicks in it, that was lulz, and also you were on drugs when you made this and also the cartoon is drugs and i don't like it.

i give it 1/10 because of the dicks, and also for Greenwood because he has "wood" in his name and that reminds me of dicks.

:D

Score: 9

"politick worms"

submission: John McCain

date: October 14, 2008

this is pretty great, but you totally ripped off Jason Steele's style. :P

Score: 5

"seems familiar"

submission: .Alice.

date: October 11, 2008

it's called Alice, and she seemed to be designed like American McGee's Alice... i wonder about that.

Score: 8

"big jumbo"

submission: Awesome Video Games Ep21

date: February 19, 2008

time flies, huh? still going strong, despite the lack of synthesized voices. i've been watching you on youtube. awesome.