my review of resident evil 5. because i'm not making any more game parodies. except for the one i'm making.

drinking pepsi makes my brain feel like it's encased in calcium the next day. like a limestone cowboy, it wants to masturbate coherently, but its stony arms don't move. it's like a natural reversal, where the muscles and tendons are inside of the bones. uncomfortable looking bone-men litter the streets, going nowhere and buying nothing, but leaving the lights on or off, leaving the cars running or not. someone, somewhere, is getting rich on utility costs, oil, and car repair, plus towing, tickets, and possibly plumbing.

it's eman's birthday. i don't know who that is, but i guess he (she?) made a carton on newground once that someone saw. so a bunch of fags are spamming the portal with some stupid carton and it's RUINING NEWGROUNDS. tom fulp is busy worrying about having a baby so it's up to you to blam useless cartons with no point or else newgrounds will be just like youtube and go bankrupt.

Emanhattan's B-Day Fiesta

hai guys here's a screenshot from our Street Fighter collab submission!

this is actually the ending i hope you lol!!

since they extended the dealine, ima do another one real quick where Akuma shows up and beats Cell and everyone is like "WTF!??" hahaha

watch for it in teh collab.

now that it's no longer cool, we're on deviantArt.

SF Collab due date is tuesday. it's probably time to get started on your entries.

seriously, i'm still playing Persona 4.

sorry, we'll be back soon.

We have a new cartoon, finished just in time to make the cutoff for the holiday collection. i'm calling it Fatal Wren Woes because the actual title is too long and also gives away the tweest (turns out santa is an alien and milk wards him off).

i've been totally awake for 36 hours at this point, having animated non-stop in order to make the date. hopefully, you can like it.

Cebster created the music for me, and he released the full version into the wilds of Newgrounds- have a listen.

i think we're all very tired. 2008 is moments away from ending, whatever that means, and i think it was a good year.

sonofgoku1 has been busy and unable to do the massive amounts of recording for our history project, so i'm going to start and attempt to finish a third project by December 31st, giving us 5 releases this year. i don't know if we can get a cartoon done that quickly, but we're going to try.

next year will bear the historical documentary, and the thing i'm working on with Cebster.

and i'll be tied up with Persona 4 for a bit.

... december 31st is probably a horrible release date, but we're going to try for it anyway, and hopefully with time for Cebster to contribute, too.

Hard Luck Clover is a cougar on the prowl for young white kids that want to be black, so throw your votes at it or lose your virginity to someone who's older than your mom but younger than your grandma. is it gross? maybe, almost.

next is a historical piece/documentary, because it's important to never forget. anything. anything that ever happened. maybe it can be released in 2008?

next after that is another cartoon everyone can hate for being too weird and pointless, so i look forward to reading 7 angry or confused reviews and having no one ever watch it again. if you're Ceb, this directly involves you, and there's some concept art in your impending future for your imagination.

if you're snawsball, the detail is "dick and nutsack."

i'm working on a historical piece, you're all invited.